theDate= new Date();
var day = theDate.getDate();
var year = theDate.getYear();
year = (year < 2000) ? year + 1900 : year;
var textdate = (theDate.getMonth() + 1) + '/' + theDate.getDate() + '/' + year;
var numquotes = 31;
quotes = new Array(numquotes+1);
quotes[1] = "Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory. <span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Maya Angelou</strong></p>";
quotes[2] = "Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Susan B. Anthony</strong></p>";
quotes[3] = "Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Diane Arbus</strong></p>";
quotes[4] = "Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Margaret Atwood </strong></p>";
quotes[5] = "You never find yourself until you face the truth. <span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Pearl Bailey</strong></p>";
quotes[6] = "The secret of getting ahead is getting started.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Sally Berger</strong></p>";
quotes[7] = "I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Roseanne Barr</strong></p>";
quotes[8] = "The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Ruth Benedict</strong></p>";
quotes[9] = "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Erma Bombeck</strong></p>";
quotes[10] = "If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Charlotte Bronte</strong></p>";
quotes[11] = "Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can-and surely will at times-fail. Other vulnerabilities, like being embarrassed or risking love, can be terrifying too. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk. <span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Dr. Joyce Brothers</strong></p>";
quotes[12] = "I listen and give input only if somebody asks.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Barbara Bush</strong></p>";
quotes[13] = "You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Barbara Bush</strong></p>";
quotes[14] = "The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Cher</strong></p>";
quotes[15] = "Never introduce the Vice-President of the company you work for as the bosses' wife.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Kay Chirichigno</strong></p>";
quotes[16] = "I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Agatha Christie</strong></p>";
quotes[17] = "Once children learn how to learn, nothing is going to narrow their mind. The essence of teaching is to make learning contagious, to have one idea spark another.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Marva Collins American educator</strong></p>";
quotes[18] = "Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Marie Curie</strong></p>";
quotes[19] = "Hope is a thing with feathers / That perches in the soul, /And sings the tune without words / And never stops at all.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Emily Dickinson</strong></p>";
quotes[20] = "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Phyllis Diller</strong></p>";
quotes[21] = "We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Phyllis Diller</strong></p>";
quotes[22] = "When nothing is sure, everything is possible.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Margaret Drabble</strong></p>";
quotes[23] = "It seems to me we can never give up longing and wishing while we are thoroughly alive.  There are certain things we feel to be beautiful and good, and we must hunger after them.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> George Eliot</strong></p>";
quotes[24] = "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?  How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Linda Ellerbee</strong></p>";
quotes[25] = "Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstripe suit. <span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Dianne Feinstein</strong></p>";
quotes[26] = "My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Carrie Fisher</strong></p>";
quotes[27] = "When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Dian Fossey</strong></p>";
quotes[28] = "Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Anna Freud</strong></p>";
quotes[29] = "I'm an excellent housekeeper.  Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Zsa Zsa Gabor</strong></p>";
quotes[30] = "My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Indira Gandhi</strong></p>";
quotes[31] = "Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to error that counts.<span style='font-size:20px; font-weight:bold'>”</span><p><strong> Nikki Giovanni</strong></p>";
document.write('<i>' + quotes[day] + '</i>');


